![]() But no, we aren't moving them into our number one spot because we looked at the contract of "retired" head coach Randy Edsall, who is still on the payroll, and found a $100 bonus for every week his teams are ranked at the top of the Bottom 10. And yes, according to the mysteriously ESP(N)-powered FPI computers, UConn is the underdog in the matchup with only a 37.9% chance of winning. Yes, it was their second consecutive brutal loss, following a 24-22 loss to Wyoming that came down to a failed two-point conversion. Yes, they lost to Vandy on the road via last-second field goal. Yes, the Huskies are the first team in the nation to reach six losses. The tale of this tape is that this roll of tape is being used to hogtie the teams' mascots and hold them in college football's basement for ransom. Here's the Tale of the Tape for Pillow Fight of the Week of the Year of the Century of the Millennium (PFOWYCOM): UMass and UConn are ranked 127th and 126th in total offense, 129th and 118th in total defense, 123rd and 112th in rushing yards, 130th (last) and 125th in points allowed and 128th and 125th in scoring. With apologies to Christopher Nolan, "The Han Feizi" and Steve Harvey, here's the 2021 Week 5 rankings. It's Thor's hammer being swung into the center of Captain America's vibranium shield.Īnd it is UConn visiting UMass, this Saturday at 3:30 ET. It is twin planets hurtling toward each other on an intersecting orbit. It is two trains colliding on the same track at the same speed. How can an unstoppable force and an immovable object exist simultaneously? What would happen should the two collide? The conflict surrounding their conflict is based on an incompatible premise. They are both indestructible, yet two different entities. What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? The question posed by philosophers and scientists alike is incredibly simple and incredibly complicated all at once. ![]() We have always been particularly fascinated by the irresistible force paradox, or as it is referred to in other circles, the immovable object paradox. Especially when it comes to the forces that pull, push and govern the way that everything and everyone travels through the universe. Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located in a secret Batcave behind the trophy cabinet where Baylor displays its 1961 Gotham Bowl trophy, we are, as you well know, all about intellectualism. The Joker, talking to Batman while hanging upside down off a skyscraper in "The Dark Knight" I think you and I are destined to do this forever." You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. "You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. [Editor's note: If you thought UConn-Vandy was big, how about UConn-UMass in maybe the biggest bad game of all-time? Those two are joined by Oregon and another three Power 5 interlopers.) 1Ĭollege Football, UMass Minutemen, UConn Huskies, New Mexico State Aggies, Vanderbilt Commodores, Arizona Wildcats, UNLV Rebels, Oregon Ducks, Kansas Jayhawks, Arkansas State Red Wolves, Akron Zips You have reached a degraded version of because you're using an unsupported version of Internet Explorer.įor a complete experience, please upgrade or use a supported browserĬollege football's Bottom 10: It's UConn-UMass in the battle for No.
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